At T's funeral Fat Carlo took his shoes off first thing and he did it with that secret little smile of his . . . watching . . .
He stretched out the laces all crooked like mangled snakes mud-brown and sickly pistachio-green with aglet heads worn down to nubs right in front of everyone . . . goading . . .
The wound on his big toe 'that don't never heal' is a trophy of his careless barefoot run with his crip-dog Hopsack and that violent tantrum after reading Colosimo's political column in the Daley Herold about democrats stealing water shares . . . seething . . .
Chalk up Fat Carlo's actions to his constant fits of revenge and his hillbilly upbringing . . . prodding . . .
And, it's because he won't listen to Paola's demands about keeping his shoes on in public or not picking his teeth with a safety pin -- always riding him in lowdown ways . . . taunting . . .
Just keep praising Paola for her stupid things like O-Cedar-waxing the casket or the raspberry-Renuzit-spray-shower she gave the mortuary before the service 'just in case' . . . showboating . . .
Carlo gets mad whenever he hears anyone complement his Paola -- but do it anyway 'cause it really gets to him and if you make Paola smile she might give you a slice of her special mocha cake later after we're all done grievin' . . . faking . . .