Rising from the earth, like the native Comanche. He’s really quite dandy. Introducing... President Chimpanzee.
So fierce and strong, like a banshee— but brave and cute, Like little orphan Annie. No, his name’s not Randy, or Sandy, or Fannie, or Mandy— get it right! The name’s, Chimpanzee.
You may find him with Andy, eatin’ nanners in the pantry, but no need to get antsy— He’s not getting handy with granny! I mean, come on— he’s a chimpanzee!
Oh, that fuzzy man candy. His ideas—so fancy dancy. Building a democratic jungle of equality. A born leader like King Ramsey! Did you forget him already? You know the dude... Chimpanzee.
So, get up, America! Stop playing with your testies. Pull up your pantsies. Go gather all that you can see, and put them in a frenzy— with definite intensity, For the grandly, swanky, vigilante, Yankee, of Miami.