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I am looking for the one that is the one, but in a world where she is mathematically unlikely to exist, I would also make an excellent trophy husband. I have the best jokes, puns of steel. I am a nerd, but at the same time I am so cool that you can keep a side of beef in me for a week, it won't go bad. While it is true that I like puppies and long walks on the beach, I much prefer long passionate discussions about life, the universe, and everything.

Me:
I think I love you.