"that's weird",
sorry i'm not normal.

"Why do you even want to do that?",
because my pleasure manifests differently.

"that's really ******* disturbing",
you think i care how you feel about it?

"have you talked to someone about this?"
no why should i? it's not taboo, you ******* close-minded *****.

"not a lot of people like that kind of stuff.. isn't it hard to find someone that shares that interest?"
yes it is hard for me, but that's because i'm socially disabled.

"have you managed to find someone?"*
yes by some ******* miracle.

this person likes pain in their pleasure as much as i do, and it's incredible.