Far, far away, in a kingdom long ago, There lived a ***** King who had a **** made out of gold. He ****** his royal Queen, he ****** his royal Knights, He shoved it in the Chambermaids, and up his Horse--did twice!
From the Page-boys down, to the Peasants in the fields, He even ****** the Flowers whilst reaching for a feel, -Of his farting ****, to scratch up and down, 'Then he headed through the forest to **** the whole ****** Town!
If you seem to wonder why this King continually ****** and Farted, Perhaps this poem will teach you a lesson on how Government was started!