The Case Of The Pregnant Orange Coloured Pepper
Whilst preparing a veggie Madras
I sliced into an pepper coloured orange
Much to my surprise
I found a baby one inside so strange
Was it impregnated by a Pomegranate?
Maybe romped with a drunken grape?
A ****** birth? for what it's worth
Or a weird destiny, it couldn't escape?
After much ponderation
Of all my first thoughts above
It occurred within my refrigerator
A strange kind of cold love
Obviously the lights were out
It happened in the dark
So it must of been with a mushroom
Or a person, doing it for a lark
But there were none of these around
Apart from myself of course
But it may of been the red pepper by its side
Which may be the obvious source
Although
There was a bunch of suspicious bananas
Looking very guilty
However, i threw the 'evidence'
Into my curry, yum
by Jemia