Forget the fact he cracked the enigma,
On his sleeve, like jews, he bore a stigma
Forget the mariners whose lives he saved,
Or the sinking of the ships he'd staved,
Forget his cunning, his fortitude,
For the rank and file thought it lude,
Forget he helped lead ****** away,
To chase his tail round pas de Calais,
Forget his work would help pave the way,
For every device that you value today
Forget he shortened the war by years,
But remember... We killed him for pillow talk fears.