Dont buy that video, mum!
I know its better than some
But the movies you get just escape set,
And look what our house has become

Theres Vampires hung up in the  attic,  And Aliens under my bed
At the top of the stairs theres  
A Family of Bears
And a bloke with a bolt through his head

A Mermaid moved in the bathroom
A choir of Nuns in the hall
And the littlest rooms now
A Temple of Doom
With Snakes sliding in through the wall

OH! im fed up with fighting for fruit-juice
With a fridge full of Slimy Green Frogs,
And i wont share my bed
With a Tribe of Undead
Nor clean up after loveable Dogs

Perhaps we get a new telly
Theres some really secure ones about,
And tough VCRs with Titanium Bars
So the Creatures inside cant get out

So dont buy that video mum,
Already my minds going numb
Save your money
For Chips or Chocloate Whips
Then see what our house will become


                                     CHRISTIAN_WARD