I went to a high school reunion party Saw this girl who used to be so famous among guys And saw this guy who used to be bullied for his hair I also saw some old friends One works at a publishing house She swears she's quitting the next day The other works at a resto And complains about her customers I am succesful (?) As what they say Because I have a job And I seem to not have any complains After some good glass of wine I felt like I went to the wrong reunion party I don't know anyone Maybe it was the wine As I don't drink unless it's water My old friends aren't talking to me I went to the door Ready to leave the room Bumped into people I really went to the wrong party Because I made these all up in my head While reading the invitation by mail I don't go to parties