All hands on deck while this sail wraps around my neck. I try to escape but the tide washes me back. The planks are worn and holes riddle the rotting keel. I made my craft from weakened wood when it should have been made of steel, the waves slowly seep in whispering of a salt water meal. The ropes that dangle from my withered mast threaten to string me up like a pirate put on blast.
No more "yo **'s"Β Β and "aye mateys" the cabin's locked, with no handle or slot for a key. And the rudder is stuck, drifting me in loops Every port I land in cheats me, I've been duped of all my treasure, armaments, and ship If I can fix this vessel It'll strike a coarse for a watery grave Sunken at the bottom, the sea will never be the same.