THE MEANING OF LIFE

"How old are you exactly?"

""Now?"

"Yeah currently!"

"I've been alive for 15,641 days!"

"How long is that?"

"Oh about 375,391 hours!"

"Or to be more precise... 530 full moons after my birth..."

"So, you're 42?"

"Yeah, I guess...if you look at it like that!"

"And you like Cigarettes After ***?"

"I only know the one...Nothing's gonaa hurt you baby."

"What 'bout you?"

"Oh I'm more a Cowboy Junkies type of guy."