Last night, sadly A close companion of mine Became a companion no more As they first leaked, on my chair Then on the floor Now, no longer Shall we snuggle up in bed Now my companion, is sadly dead So i was wondering If any of my friends here Would like to take my ex companions place Someone warm, to snuggle up with That wont leak And available Seven days per week Someone to have And someone to hold Someone that is never, never, never cold And a similar size As my last hot water bottle Not to fussed, what colour you are Green, purple pink.... Any offers?