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Barney Fife! Thou Shouldst be Living at this Hour
-as William Wordsworth did not say
Police chiefs are costumed as admirals these days Or as generals, with medals and eagles and stars Peaked caps and polished boots, more Patton than Patton In stern command of parking-lot plywood lecterns
Their trousers are crisply pressed, as are their frowns And all their seams line up with military precision Each gold and silver button polished as befits Leaders formidable to civilization’s foes
And thus they appear, gloriously attired Explaining to their people why they’ve just been fired
(I admire police - beat cops, the proper coppers - but the resume’ builders who rise to high office and dress up like Hohenzollern postal clerks are another matter.)