little poet man like Robin Williams you can hear them calling "O Captain my Captain" but I'm not dead yet sweating buckets off iced coffee hiding from this hot American weather otherwise I'd be nothing but an alcoholic with a terrible case of sun burn and a twisted tongue unwrapping itself slowly until the winter when it gets stuck to street lights curiosity killed the cat but I introduced the two all I want for Christmas is to knock out these two front teeth so maybe then I could whistle at the pretty girls who don't own designer jeans or the greatest genes i have fun with this junk smiling pitcher with a blown out arm my eyes open up and life rushes in all directions I'm standing still under the sun and my personal rain cloud trying to find the *** of gold chocolate coins at the end of my streaking color rainbow