CINDERELLA ON A SUSUKI

"Blast this glass slipper!
They always crack along the sole."

curses Cinderella
in a blue streak.

"Note to self...must have words
with Fairy Godmother"

She kicks off
the offending glass.

"You just can't write this stuff
and the Prince is such a yuk!"

She takes her motorcycle key
out of her cleavage and revs away.

"Amazing how the Prince is
a first class ****** yet

his sister the Princes is such
a total wow!"

Delighted to get her digits
written on the back of her hand.

"Real life is just never..." she muses
"...like your typical fairy story."