THE HAPPIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD

"Did she remember him?"
(of course she remembered him)

He gave her her first Babycham
and twins then...

buggered off to
God knows where.

His love nothing
but a sham.

Just your ordinary
horrible man.

She so eager
to lose

her virginity
so ****** annoying to her..

Hadn't seen him
since Xmas '66.

So nervous she
spilt her Babycham

all over her Princess Line
bright blues dress

so proud that
she'd made it herself.

Now he's back in town
doin' fine

top class job
wife and kids.

Babycham..ugh now
she can't stand the stuff.