"God I hope i'm not wrong or doing anything bad by writing to you directly. Jesus is cool but in prayers it just seems like religious red- tape. I hope you're everything I hope you are. I hope that doesn't insult you.
I've heard some pretty awful things.
I hope you're kind, and understanding, lighthearted but fierce. Like a Dumbledore of sorts.
I hope you're the one that's making me sleepy. keep me from these bad thoughts and protect me because I'm weak. Because you're every ounce of strength I could ever hope to have."