i started the morning like a champ by spilling grape nuts all over my kitchen and i don't know if you've ever done that but i wouldn't wish it on my very worst enemy because apparently loose grape nuts are indistinguishable from shattered glass when you step on them with bare feet and i know no matter how good a job i do cleaning it up there will always be a random grape nut around and that made me think about whoever lives in this apartment next will wonder where the grape nuts came from and that puts a smile on my face so i guess that means there is in fact balance to the universe