I'll go on a diet
And maybe he'll love me

I'll curl my hair
And maybe they'll notice me

I'll put on make up
And maybe they'll smile at me

I'll put on perfume
And maybe they'll come closer to me

I'll walk in high heels
And maybe they'll look up at me

I'll wear fancy clothes
And maybe she'll get jelous of me

I'll talk *****
And maybe they'll hear me

I'll start smoking
And maybe they'll sit with me

I'll get a tattoo
And maybe they'll stop and stare at me

I'll get implants
And maybe they'll take a picture of me

I'll self loathe
And maybe they'll compliment me

I'll run away
And maybe they'll follow me

I'll go insane
And maybe they'll comfort me

I'll **** myself
*And maybe they'll miss me