Going out to the club I know I'm going to have a good time I just know it I'm attractive Muscular In the best shape of my life I have brown puppy dog eyes And a face to compliment it Yup off to the club Cause I know I'm gonna hit that
Using what I learned I'm all ready to get it at the club Walk up to a girl say "What up I got a big ****" She slapped me in the face Not a smooth attempt But I'll get it next time!
Moving on to the next girl Her eyes look at me Like a seductive tigress Fierce Predatory Hot Oh yeah this is happenin'
"Hey girl how you doin?" "Doin' fine big boy! How 'bout yourself?" "Doin' **** baby doll! You be lookin' hot!" "You not lookin' so bad yourself big boy!" "**** straight! Care to dance?" "Pssh! No one be dancing yet! No one be drunk yet!" "Who needs to be drunk!?" "Well I do. Why don't you buy me a drink big boy?" "I don't drink and neither should you!" And that's when she turned away uninterested Ignoring me for the rest of the night Who needs her We don't need alcohol!
Turns out to have a good time We need alcohol Cause no one else acts clearly But I can't drink! Not out of religion! Or the law! Just can't not my thing So far having a miserable time
I'm a sweaty mess Not hitting any girls It was fun when they were sober Because now they lose their attitudes All inhibitions are off All are now the same personality
Now they begin to dance Guys move behind them ***** rubbing **** **** rubbing ***** Faster Faster Faster ***** pumping out Flying everywhere *** on guy In the pant crotch area The club smells like sweat and ***** and alcohol
The more good times they have The drunker they get The more they seem to drift off What they gain in **** I lose in fun
"I wanna *******!" "Excuse me?" "I wanna ******* big boy!" "Sorry I'm not in the mood." "How big is that ****?" I'm hard Why am I hard? **** I shouldn't be hard! "Ooo you're big, I wanna ****!"
Everything I came here for In front of me But it's wrong! She's wasted! I can't do this! Why didn't this happen earlier! But I wanna ****! I should do it anyway! "Give me an answer babe! Yes or no." Spinning spinning I have to say it
"No.... I can't, you're drunk" "Hell yeah I'm drunk! Take advantage of me!" "Please don't. I honestly have no idea what I'm doing" "I'm gonna go dance with someone else" "******* man! You're *******!" And ***** is now on my shirt That is just great
Get home from club Think about my chances of getting laid Then realize that maybe that that isn't what I wanted in the first place Maybe that lifestyle isn't me Even if I wanted it to be For just a night Probably good that it isn't Cause I'd **** at it