Some formerly sweet, Now a Grinchy Seuss complete, Woman, Has accused me of being an Ex-poseur (expose-err? Exposé-her?) Of our private life. On some **** poetry site.
She would be 100% correct, **** right!
It is not my fault If she dresses me in Love and inspiration.
Don't you agree?
This ditty makes three.
It is safe to let it out, Because she went off to yoga, Wearing a little pout.