I heard that Dr Johnny Bananas signed off on a letter on herd immunity and *******, I’m in
Last seen fleeing a beat up Chunking Mansion room after a deal for python skins (needed for his surefast oil) went bad, his mad streak nearly had him
This was after that narrow squeak in Singapore, when peddling stay hard pills to rotten expats got dicey, as they realised his concoction was more talc than tungsten and some Salakau took a machete interest
So the enigmatic Dr B has resurfaced in Great Barrington, Mass. to add his voice to the Ivy League Profs, homeopaths and khoomii singers’ hard nosed exhortations to stop worrying and love the fever, persistent cough, anosmia
If life has taught us anything it’s that when Dr Johnny B spins fresh from Whitehall or White House with advice for living well, you can take that to the offshore bank. I’m sold