The “in” soon to meet the “evitable” A conclusion infallible Because Tis true, tis true It’s front page news In the “Obvious Times” Your failure to realize Doesn’t minimize The obvious So let’s stretch that word To Oblivious Cause that makes more sense At least it’s a defense Weak kneed as it may be It certainly falls under The Ex Cuses Category So humor me Do you see Now Do you see Not yet Okie Dokie Annie Oakley Let’s take another shot How bout A Story Why not? There once was a town Where a man came around Selling all kinds of Potions and lotions Devotions and notions Despite his seemingly Lack of emotion They made him Mayor Not long after the layers Of Lies and greed began to grow And wouldn’t you know Though it rarely showed The town grew tired And wanted him fired Longing for days of old A stronger mold Simpler times Merrier rhymes (less parking fines) Smog free days Guiltless lays And poison free food Put them all In a better mood Boy oh boy Were those the days Back before the smoggy haze So we’re back to the beginning Of this story I’m spinning The “in” meeting The You know
“evitable”
Well That is what happened To that Colonial Captain Who brought mischief And what if’s To that poor little town He lost his crown Among other jewels He suffered fools Then suffered At their hands So this story Is a caution to all distant lands (and close ones) The conclusion Is always Inevitable When toying With the table Of Universal design So don’t mess with nature And all Will be fine