G: walks into house, slams door dudes, where the hell are my twinkies?!
B: sets down 360 controller slowly bro, twinkies are dead. where've you been?
G: (*** look) I just woke up in the back of a zaxby's with a hello kitty tattoo on my ****.
M: you've always had that tattoo, *******. and you ALWAYS wake up in the back of some chicken restaurant.
B: yeah, last week it was a popeyes somewhere near Canada.
G: what are you guys talking about? why in the hell would I have a hello kitty tattoo? and I don't even like chicken that much!
M+B: gasp
B: this is GEORGIA. you do not not like chicken in Georgia!
M: you have broken the sacred code. (cut to G, then back to M+B with guns)
G:(cut back to greg with a BK crown and gun) have it your way! (everyone points guns at each other and pulls triggers but nothing happens. tosses guns somewhere and proceeds to hand to hand combat with G+B)
pause in combat
B: you're a traitor!
G: (clown makeup) I'm lovin it!
closeup on M with potato cannon: no.... i'm lovin it!
fires potato gun.
G shakes his head, back in the house: wha.., wait, why do i have a hello kitty tattoo??
M: ***** this!!