'm scrolling endlessly
through an MCR album
when really I live
In an Osbourne Vinyl
I'm Old school
though I'm still young
I have a walkman
and know what a VHS is
(I own one)
I'm not Modern Emo
I belong in the '90s
Or maybe the roaring '20s
I don't drink
but I'm depressed
I love corsets
and wear them often
I get weird looks
and keep on jamming
to my Ozzy and my Journey
down this Golden Brick Road