Crashing off caffeine.
My body's in a *******.
Spazzing,
orgasmically
twitching as I'm switching
up the rhyme scheme
with a little bad timing.

I'm spacey like Kevin.
I get **** like Mooney.
******-toony in the boonies
gettin lucky like Slevin.
Super nerdy like Melvins.
Getting heated in Kelvins.

In a spectrum
I'm extreme
like 1000 baby screams
or something obscene
like genocidal regimes
dumping bodies downstream
with severed heads in their ******.
I'm darker than my complexion.
Come in! Your more than welcome.
Just let me wipe the slate clean.