He carried a didgeridoo Then he disappeared At about half past two. The moon came into view Which was very weird. At lunchtime? This is very true The sun was due to shine At this time But the man tripped on a pole And broke his instrument He had fallen down a hole Containing very wet cement. Now as a mark of respect Please do not laugh Though I very much suspect When the remember the time The man with the didgeridoo Met with his fate At exactly half past two.