And so after I'd broken up with you,
And ran out of reasons why,
You told me I was the most
Decided and self-assured person,
You'd ever known.

Well I'll tell you what,
If that's truly what you thought,
You didn't deserve to be with me anyway.
New flash: I've yet to meet a more
Unclear, unsettled, indefinite
And undecided person
Than **I