When I wake in the morning, the first thing I do,
is look at the sky while I think about you
you ****** up my life, I love you

And when we hold hands as we sit by the lake,
we hear the birds singing, and all I can think
is about brushing your hair over your ear...
and punching you in the face

even though, its been one year now
and a lot is changing and I dunno how,
one things stayed the same
when I see your face...
I think about someone else

oooh, ****
I love you...
I hate you...
I mean I love you...

I want you to want me
as much as little kids
want apples for trick or treat

Lets go see the world,
as we drift out of love
and go to Iraq...
so terrorists can blow us both up
(i love you)

If a genie gave me three wishes,
I'd wish to never die
so that I could think about you for all time
and then when you died, I'd cry...
because I didn't wish that for you

Then with my second
I'd bring you back to life
but then I'd have to **** you,
because you'd be a zombie,
my zombie...

With my third wish
I'd undo the first two
so we could go get married,
and both say "I do,"
and then have little kids that look just like you,
and then get a divorce...

I should have wished,
for a better relationship

But in all seriousness -
if I had one wish;
I'd wish for you to fall off a cliff

I love you...
I hate you...
I mean I love you...