Making faces in the mirror Hoping something beautiful will surprise me My face is still chubby Like an adult baby I don't look like a movie star or model Just a square faced messy unfortunate Is that a grey hair You've got to be joking Hardly in my twenties Looking like a witch already What if I put my hair this way or that Or turned my face Or ****** my cheeks in all the way? This isn't vanity its pure insanity My mirror must be broken