The wasteland no longer is a home to all. For I claim the wasteland and I alone rule. No more ****** poems about grandma and how it ****'s that mommy didn't let you have the car last weekend.
This is are wasteland for half naked people and the savage view brave enough to wear ****** clamps and praise Lord Humongous. Those girly boys whom believe this a joke shall suffer the wrath of the king of the wasteland.
I give you all five days for safe passage. Simply leave the fuel and any underwear you may own or have stolen. This will be your gift to the L,ord of the wasteland.