I think I've fallen in love
With the little trash can under my desk.

Every morning now for years
I've been finishing in it
So that I don't have to clean
Anything up when I'm done.

It's gotten to the point now
Where I can't get off
Without that little trashcan
Being around.

I've *** into a lot of things
Over the span of my life,
But nothing has ever compared,
I'm calling that trashcan wife.

And I don't know
What I would ever do
Without it.