Is it really because of the paranoia,
Or the shameful receiving of a glare,
As you eat your pesto pasta?
Don't blame yourself,
Blame the garlic.
Blame everything on anything
Except yourself
(Have no qualms everyone does it)
'Why are you having a shower now,
You only had one this morning?'
Quick. Think. Make it obvious.
'Oh, I smell you see'.
Sublime excuse.
But this is not the reason.
Shower to remove sins?
By part tis true,
Showering washes away
The layer of shit that the world
Dumps on you throughout the day.
We shower to relive.
The added bonus is that after
We smell divine.