I am not spam.
Spam I am not!
Have you forgot?
You don’t give a ****
Who I am!
But…

I am not spam
You do not like
I am not spam –

Would you like it
If I digress?
Would you like it
if I suppress?
Would you like it
if I undress?

You would?
Well too bad for you!
Grow a pair!
I’m not going anywhere!