Klementine Applemeyer knows ballet And she says Jesus Christ lives down her street I don’t believe her but she promises me That she played him in Monopoly And he cheated as the banker
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to jump rope And she says it’s like escaping snakes in a jungle I don’t believe her but she promises me She explored the Amazon at age five And next year she’s going again
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to French-kiss And she says her daddy’s friend taught her I don’t believe her but she promises me His hair is purple and his feet are red And his breath tasted like onions
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to time travel And she says she met Vincent Van Gogh I don’t believe her but she promises me She took his ear and it’s in her desk drawer And it’s in a little pink box
Klementine Applemeyer knows about Mr. Henry And she says he felt her ******* after math I don’t believe her but she promises me He wore three rings And his nails were bitten
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to throw up And she says it makes her feel better I don’t believe her but she promises me Her gag reflex is strong And her ******* is even stronger
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to roll a blunt And she says it’s easier than *** I don’t believe her but when I ask her If it was her daddy’s friend again She gets quiet
Klementine Applemeyer knows how to be generous And she gave me her bike and Van Gogh’s ear I don’t believe her but she promises me My birthday has come early And the ear is Vincent’s
Klementine Applemeyer slit her wrists in the bathtub And a man with purple hair and red shoes was at the funeral I didn’t believe her even when she told me But there was an ear in the box, her neighbor was named Jesus Christ, She had seen the Amazon, and Mr. Henry’s nails were bitten