Goodbye, you’re getting fired
Pack up all your stuff
Your contract has now expired
The earth has had enough

I gave you a much bigger brain
And removed the tail
But you only caused me pain
On a massive scale

You never learned to properly share
but like a virus breed
You stripped my land and oceans bare
With endless selfish greed

You have done nothing of distinction
causing mass pollution
then the world’s worst extinction
And called it evolution

and you started now to spread
to the moon and mars
so this contract we must shred
before you reach the stars

I should never had you hired
Maybe I was dreaming
But we are done here and you’re fired
So my earth can stop screaming