Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?
She has full lips and a tiny waist.
Soft skin and pale faced
"Not you." Says the mirror.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall who's the thinnest of them all?
Her hair shines like the sun and hangs down past her waist.
Not a freckle on her face.
"Not you." Says the mirror.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall who's the ugliest of them all?
With red knuckles and teary eyes.
Only herself does she despise.
"You." Says the mirror.