Look at the length, look at the colour.
Its gone from short and purple, to unruly and red!
With more then a hint of grey.

I'm not that vain but oh what a pain.
To have 3 months of bad hair days.
Counting down to a colour and re style

Will it be pink will it be blue?
Should I have highlights or low lights?
I can't decide its getting so near.

Hubby said I'll give you a trim,
Hand me the scissors, I'll use the sheers.
No fear I wait till the hair dressers open
I'm to vain to look like a goat a sheep or a deer.