my new near and dear ones, new to this fold of postage of poets flaunting plumage and veneer, do declare, now and in the hereafter:
I, a soul of brevity, swear death to longevity, all that I shall you provide, is brevity, briefly eyeful with a side-order of fulsome amounts of witticisms of levi levity, so we may enjoy our ride, twogether, short, sweet unto complete