Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then you get caught book. Gitbook, Shamebook, not ya real Name Book, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a ****** Cranbrook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook!

Scrapbook, Papbook catch the ****** Clapbook, grab ya ****** iphone and add the ****** Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a ******* Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya ****** Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Yal even be Facebooking in ya ******* sleep book