One day The automatic doors Recognize my presence Shifting apart Like the gates of heaven Except if heaven Sold two-dollar hotdogs Along with one dollar pretzels Grabbed the usual: Jerkey Chips Soda Nothing else to it I felt like being a little crazy So I grabbed a chocolate bar too Such an adventurer. To my surprise behind the counter An older gentleman Whistled away As if there was joy in such a place One by one Totaled up the items Then it slipped out: "I gotta say, sir, why do you still work here?" Did I offend? I pray not For the rage of an old man Cannot be tempered He gave a chuckle Put down the bar and said "Well, I'm not dead yet... ...might as well go out, meet some new friends."