OF MICE AND MEN
hello",said a little mouse one day
i said "hello", and left
"wait for me", said the mouse
"i think there's been a theft"

"a theft?" said i, none too shy
"of what? from whom? and where?"
"a young field mouse, has stolen my heart"
said the mouse, with great care

i tried not to laugh, i tried not to cry
and i really tried not to gawk
because,right here, before my very own eyes
was a mouse, with the ability to talk

"now see here" said i to him
"try not to worry, or fret"
"seek out this mouse, go to her house"
"and you both shall marry yet"

i then spun round, and ran and ran
as fast as my legs would go
and whether these two mice, then got wed
i'm afraid we shall never know!