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I'm an idiot, idi-fool,

Idiot, idiot, idi-tool,

Idiot, idi-lump,

Idiot, idi-chump,

Idiot, idiot, most uncool.

I'm an idiot, idi-goon,

Idiot, idiot, idi-loon,

Idiot, idi-berk,

Idiot, idi-jerk,

Idiot, idiot; a buffoon.

I'm an idiot, idi-plum,

Idiot, idiot, and so dumb,

Idiot, idi-pratt,

Idiot, getting fat,

Idiot, idiot, feeling glum.

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