When you watch your girly figure or your very manly vigor There can be no ifs, ands or buts For the snack that you should favor and the flavor you should savor Should be a healthy little handful of nuts
Nuts are very handy and so much better than candy Filled with good protein and fiber A few grams of healthy fat, if you can just imagine that So even your physician would prescriber (Poetic License Taken)
So when your stomach tells you, and appetite compels you To enjoy a light and healthy repast Remember nuts are crunchy and satisfy your munchies And wonβt add any inches to your ... bottom (Poetic License and Cleanliness Taken!)