I guess the reason I text you drunk at 3 in the morning is because I have so many things to say to you and I don't have the courage to say them without the aid of 151 Proof Everclear grain alcohol.
And the boy I was sharing the ***** with didn't mind me talking about you. The Boy with the Sunshine face didn't mind hearing all about that one time you and I danced. He didn't mind hearing about the one time you kissed me and he didn't mind me texting you.
In the morning I laughed it off unlike my hangover. Just like the day before, the first thing I reached for was my pipe and after that it was my phone. And at 11:30 in the morning I read the text you had sent at 9 the same morning.
I guess all I really want is you. And that's dumb to say because I want a job and a ranch and maybe a dime bag. But out of all these things I want to hold you most. And I want to kiss your face and touch your waists.
As much fun as I had receiving this hickey it would be nice to have one from you.
To the Girl who Gave Me This Hickey: Thank you, it was fun.