I'm a critic,
a professional if you will,
I can find a microscopic flaw
and write a review a paper long.
Each review gets a massive cut,
unfortunately it's not a profit,
but a decrease in my blood.
Yes, I'm a critic.
And I tear myself apart,
finding each and every bug
and bringing it to the front.
For who is best to critique,
but the one I know best.
You're right, I'm a critic.
I have numerous flaws.
Each one eats at me,
and I must critique them all.