Old man Oxford, plump and merry in shape and glee, a professor of all things written and green, his friends, wooden and tall, endowed him a pipe of oaken skin, gilded in bark and mirth, and with this gift, he smoked their leaves and painted tales of fantastical dreams, each puff and ember smithed his words, carrying his mind into the cloud-stained skies, where they danced in the golden gleams, with flocks of eagles, and the blowing westerlies.