sports fan, sports fan
have you heard
Brett is ******
for gettin the bird

he hit a shot
clear outta da Bronx
the Yankee's lost
and raised a point

about pine tar
pine tar on the bat
too much sap
ain't where its at

George broke a rule
by an inch or so
so the ump took back
Brett's big blow

a royal frenzy
soon broke out
they took Brett's stick
the fan did shout

Pine Tar, Pine Tar
on the bat
you wipe too much
you can't do that

Youtube Video:
Pine Tar Game

jbm
Oakland
9/15/88