The Great Outdoors

Oh! The Great Outdoors camping, fishing, wishing
but,
no grocery stores

sleeping in a tent, campfires, no rooms to rent

swimming in the lake
ants, flies, mosquito bites that you undertake

all day long fishing,
not even a bite,
Bologna sandwiches for dinner,
you know that ain't right

behind a big bush
take a look around,
then squat to crap
and don't look down

no toilet paper did you bring, grab a rock, a leaf, some dirt anything

you couldn't wait to get here and now you can't wait to get back