I'm not a handy man
Simply a man with hands
That wish to hold
I'm not Mr. Fix It
But I'll bet I can bend and
Twist and mend part of you
I'm certainly not Mr. Know It All
But what I do know could
Catch you before you fall
I'll never be Mr. Big Shot
But I feel like I've been shot
By a big ego
I'm not Mr. Executive
But I've lived consecutive years
Pursuing power and authority
I am Mr. E